The English is clear enough to lorry drivers - but the Welsh reads “I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated.”
i’m not in the office either. I’ve spent the day variously making a plant cell with zac out of a plastic box, pasta, an egg, a rubber, amongst other things; watching zoe practice ballet; and now getting ready to terrorise local residents in return for sugary things. the mulled wine is good though.