tired fools

In a precurser to what will surely come, the Nintendo Wii promises to get a little more NSFW in future. Leisure Suit Larry is coming to town.

With the Wiimote strapped firmly on your hips, you must thrust and gyrate in a “pleasing” manner. For the sexually inept, your conquest just may fail and she will fall asleep, turn the TV on or just get up and leave. Those that you satisfy will earn you libido points and help you as you go along. But enough bad reviews and the girls will be laughing and pointing at you as you walk by.

Beta testers for the new release have had nothing but positive reviews so far. “Other than my mom wondering why the sofa cushions are such a mess, there is no downside to this game,” said one enthusiastic player.

Another said, “No wonder I can’t keep a girlfriend. I had no idea that was how it was supposed to work.”

I bought Zac a PSP on the first UK release date from Game, a chain of video game stores in the UK. One of the buttons got stuck. We took it to the store in Bromley yesterday. The PSP is well over a year old now, and my hopes of an easy resolution weren’t high. Zac, unbenownst to him has a couple of PSP games coming his way next week. Having the PSP off for repair over the Christmas period would be unfortunate. What did Game do?

They took the old PSP away, popped a new one in a bag and handed it over with zero fuss or comment. Zac left smiling from ear to ear. Nice one.