tired fools

google trends is an example of the large number of information tools that now exist on the web. type in a search term and it will show you trends, the top cities, regions, and languages.

So if you look at “sex”, what is the number one country? here you go:

1. Pakistan

2. Egypt

3. Viet Nam

4. Iran

5. Morocco

6. India

7. Indonesia

8. Saudi Arabia

9. Turkey

10. Philippines

How about top language regions for “fornication”?

1. Persian

2. French

3. English

4. Arabic

5. Turkish

6. Portuguese

7. Dutch

8. Italian

9. Spanish

10. Chinese

“Fist fucking”?

1. France

2. Belgium

3. Italy

4. Switzerland

5. Australia

6. Argentina

7. Denmark

8. Spain

9. Netherlands

10. Brazil

“Jesus christ”?

1. Tagalog

2. English

3. Dutch

4. Italian

5. Swedish

6. French

7. German

8. Polish

9. Portuguese

10. Spanish

How about “metadata”?

1. Bangalore, India

2. Chennai, India

3. Seoul, South Korea

4. Ottawa, Canada

5. Washington, DC, USA

6. Singapore, Singapore

7. Mumbai, India

8. Taipei, Taiwan

9. Denver, CO, USA

10. Melbourne, Australia

How scary is that? And Washington, DC is the number one city in the world for googling “terrorism”, but the number one region is pakistan. In fact Washington is the number one for most things to do with terror, like “nuclear weapons”, “highjacking” etc.

I leave you with cities for “google trends”:

1. Copenhagen, Denmark

2. Istanbul, Turkey

3. Auckland, New Zealand

4. Izmir, Turkey

5. Dublin, Ireland

6. Ankara, Turkey

7. Lisbon, Portugal

8. San Francisco, CA, USA

9. Manchester, United Kingdom

10. Petah Tiqwa, Israel